How text acronyms annoy the shit out of me. People have gotten so lazy, that now their fingers get too exhausted to type full length words. It takes too much out of their super important texting time I guess. A rough world that our dear texters live in, that they can’t even muster up the energy to write real words.
Oh, for the time where people spoke in full, lovely sentences flowered with those words like jurble, pussyvan, wonder-wrench, spermologer, curglaff, queerplungers, and many other marvelous words that have become obsolete. It seems that our English words have a life span, and acronyms are in! Where did those days go, might I ask, world? Oh where, where, where?! (Shaking fists despairingly at the general area)
When I see a text filled with such garbage like, “BFF, OMG!, WTF, 2NITE, WTPA, and, my personal favorite, those long acronyms that I have no idea what the fuck mean such as, OMGWIGOWY, or YWU?LGTTMAH, etc., etc., etc. Makes me want to hurl when I see such language trash. It’s like people’s brains have dumbed down considerably when technology took over.
Real words are such a glorious thing, why would people want to screw with them. There is a whole world of them out there, and many that have gone off in obsolution to the world of unicorns and fairy dust- where I am sure they are more appreciated. I am going to give you a gift, and compose a list of 20 words that should re enter our English language:
And I Would Say Just 20 Words…
1. Groak- To silently watch someone while they are eating, hoping to be invited to join them
2. Hugger-mugger- To act in a secretive manner.
3. Crapulous- To feel ill because of excessive eating/drinking
4. Snowbroth- freshly melted snow
5. Jargogle- to confuse, bambozle
6. Apricity- the sun’s warmth on a cold winter’s day
7 Twattle- to gossip or talk idly
8. Elflock- tangled hair
9 Gorgonize- To have a paralyzing or mesmerizing effect on someone
10 Cockalorum- a little man with a high opinion of himself
11 Snoutfair- a good-looking person
12 Jollux- slang for a fat person
13 Curglaff- the shock a person feels when first plunging into cold water
14 Brabble- to argue loudly about something inconsequential
15 Lunting- walkiing while smoking a pipe
16 Beef-witted- stupid or imbecellic
17 Monsterful- wonderful and extraordinary
18 Callipygian- having beautifully shaped buttocks
19 Quockerwodger- a wooden puppet controlled by strings
20 Lethophobia- the fear of oblivion.